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bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

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megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

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Timestamp: 1397835722

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

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darrynek:

lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus

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bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

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trolliweirdlyawesome:



Bad Fall Fashions. 

Timestamp: 1397835671

trolliweirdlyawesome:



Bad Fall Fashions. 

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zoichikanoe:

I asked my mom if anyone did anything for april fool’s today at work and she just kind of stared at me and said that the operating room really isn’t a good place for pranks

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loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

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derpycats:

He did this to himself. Then looked at me with sad eyes because I was to busy laughing to help him.

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Timestamp: 1397835433

derpycats:

He did this to himself. Then looked at me with sad eyes because I was to busy laughing to help him.

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wholeswerepunctured:

haven’t made an embroidery in a while.

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wholeswerepunctured:

haven’t made an embroidery in a while.

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